CHRISTMAS was bound to feature in this
issue. As usual, please inundate me with
captions to accompany the picture. The
best, (yes - it's just my opinion) will win a
delicious box of Prestat's very superior
chocolates. These brightly coloured boxes,
together with the scrumptious contents,
have become synonymous with good taste
- in all the best ways.
Send your entries to email@example.com by
31st Dec, or post to Editor, Raggett House,
Bowdens, Langport, TA10 0DD.
CONGRATULATIONS to Nina Gittins
who sent in my favourite for last issue's
cartoon (see below). Other close
contenders were: He Hathaway to make,
methinks, from Dave Robinson; Oh not
more bard play . . . I can see another Bottom
coming, from James Andrews; and Is
forsooth forcing? from Edward Blincoe.
And yes, there were eight To bid or not to
bid . . , and many more variations of the
theme. A couple of verses submitted are
below, including a 'To Sacrifice or not to. . .
BRIDGE HA HA
BRIDGE HA HA
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Only you my man have failed to get a ruff tonight
They may call me the Nation's Bard
But I find this new Bridge game quite hard
My plan to keep ruffing
Is now Much Ado about Nothing
As I seem to have kept the wrong card
To Sacrifice or not to Sacrifice
That is the question
And who doth make the last guess?
After the successful introduction of Pay to Play
the EBU makes plans for Pay to Pee