Page 0042



the Musical

Chess (music by Björn and Benny of Abba, lyrics by Tim Rice)

Simon Cochemé

was a big hit in the West End in 1986. Bridge’s response is long overdue!

‘HANG on a minute,’ I hear you cry. ‘What Set in San Diego, My Fair (Little Old) Lady This is the synopsis: Overture (Bridge

about A Hand of Bridge?’ Yes, indeed, but features a bridge club run by Miss Ruling. over Troubled Water). Act I: The scene is a

it isn’t exactly a musical. A Hand of Bridge, Expert Henry Huddle takes on the chal- bridge club, run by St. John Pepper. While

composed by Samuel Barber, is the short- lenge of partnering Eliza Bidlittle and tur- preparing for the evening’s duplicate, he

est opera that is regularly performed, ning her into a National Champion. Songs reflects on the decline of bridge in the

lasting less than ten minutes. Two couples include Get Me to the Game on Time, I capital (London Bridge is Falling Down).

play a hand of bridge, during which each Could Have Played All Night, Why Can’t a Regina is in a troubled relationship with

character has an arietta. It was first Woman Play More Like a Man? and I’ve Jacques and believes he doesn’t really love

performed in Spoleto, Italy, in 1959. Grown Accustomed to Her Bids. her (Wooden Heart). Lucy, a free spirit,

The synopsis reads: The contract is five picks up a wonderful hand with eight

hearts, played by Bill, after the opponents diamonds (Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best

competed in clubs. Bill, a lawyer, recalls a Friend). She overbids and the other three

former lover and wonders where she is now. players comment (Lucy in the Sky with

Geraldine, his wife, laments not loving her Diamonds). She is extremely fortunate

dying mother while she was still well. David that her partner, Francisco, puts down an

fantasises about what he would do if he were excellent dummy and Regina and Jacques

as rich as his boss. Finally, Sally (dummy) eye it jealously (I Wanna Hold Your Hand).

recalls a hat she saw in a shop window Lucy plays poorly. With three tricks left,

earlier in the day. she realises she has cut herself off from a

What on earth is going on here? It seems winner in dummy (I Left My Heart in the

that the librettist was not a bridge player. Hand of Francisco), while Regina and

Surely Bill should be recalling the bidding Jacques console Francisco (Your Tiny Hand

and wondering where the king of spades is Frozen).

is. Geraldine should be lamenting not Act II: A new member, Roy, has joined

having re-called her six-card diamond the bridge club and Regina wonders

suit. David should be fantasising about whether he could be right for her (From a

ducking the king of spades when Bill takes Jack to a King). She is partnering Lucy.

the finesse. Only Sally, recalling that hat, is MFLOL is fun. My only regret is that it Regina makes a trial bid (Help) but Lucy

blameless; following the play as dummy doesn’t include that well-known song thinks it shows a control (Stupid Cuebid)

can be very tiring when thoughts of milli- about the reluctance of Spanish women to and they end up in a slam. The trumps

nery are intruding. bid slams, The Dames in Spain Stay Mainly break badly, but Regina makes the con-

It gets worse. I found a performance on in the Game. If you are into amateur dra- tract by ruffing a winner in hand to

YouTube where the bidding starts while matics and would like to do the show, shorten her trumps. The players celebrate

the dealing is still in progress. There are please let me know and I will put you in her coup and dance to an instrumental

frequent bids out of turn, so much so that touch with the American producer. number (Trump it Voluntarily). Roy is

it seems as if it is North-East who have the Now on to my creation, Bridge: The impressed and says he will give Regina a

heart fit. And dummy goes down before Musical. I have gone for the Mamma Mia! ring. She interprets the word optimisti-

the opening lead, which then comes from formula, taking well known songs and cally (Diamonds Are Forever). The whole

the player sitting over dummy. A perfect weaving them into a story. Chess had some company then extol the virtues of bridge

case-study for an EBU class of novice risqué lyrics (‘I don't see you guys rating/ while the proprietor sings of a hand with

tournament directors! the kind of mate I'm contemplating’) and 0-7-0-6 distribution (St. John Pepper’s

There is a bridge musical in the States I am sure I can match them by altering a Lovely Heart-Club Hand).

that has been performed at ACBL couple of the songs to include squeeze and Sounds good, eh? Has anyone got Andrew

(American Contract Bridge League) events. protecting her honour. Lloyd Webber’s phone number? r

42 English Bridge October 2011


  1. Page 0001
  2. Page 0002
  3. Page 0003
  4. Page 0004
  5. Page 0005
  6. Page 0006
  7. Page 0007
  8. Page 0008
  9. Page 0009
  10. Page 0010
  11. Page 0011
  12. Page 0012
  13. Page 0013
  14. Page 0014
  15. Page 0015
  16. Page 0016
  17. Page 0017
  18. Page 0018
  19. Page 0019
  20. Page 0020
  21. Page 0021
  22. Page 0022
  23. Page 0023
  24. Page 0024
  25. Page 0025
  26. Page 0026
  27. Page 0027
  28. Page 0028
  29. Page 0029
  30. Page 0030
  31. Page 0031
  32. Page 0032
  33. Page 0033
  34. Page 0034
  35. Page 0035
  36. Page 0036
  37. Page 0037
  38. Page 0038
  39. Page 0039
  40. Page 0040
  41. Page 0041
  42. Page 0042
  43. Page 0043
  44. Page 0044
  45. Page 0045
  46. Page 0046
  47. Page 0047
  48. Page 0048
  49. Page 0049
  50. Page 0050
  51. Page 0051
  52. Page 0052
  53. Page 0053
  54. Page 0054
  55. Page 0055
  56. Page 0056