THE PAJAMA GAME - Act 1 : Page 17
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ENTER HASLER
HASLER Gladys is crying. She’s hysterical. Gump... Gump. . . .
I don’t know.
MABEL She brought the ledger up here to enter the cost
totals, Mr. Hasler.
HASLER Well, why in hell couldn’t somebody say so?
EXIT HASLER SID Give me ladies pants. Is this you, Prez? Sorokin
speaking. Say, whatever happened to that complaint-
the Helper I’m supposed to have socked?... I’d like to
get it settled. Would you send the ... grievance
committee up to my office — no, right away, thanks.
MABEL I heard you had an eye for her.
SID You hear things easy around this place. First thing you
know they’ll be talking about us.
MABEL Don’t think it hasn’t been mentioned.
SID Memo, cutting foreman, Too many reject on rayon
crepe numbers. Come in
ENTER BABE MABEL Hello!
SID Have a seat.
BABE Thank you
SID Look into it and report back.
MABEL Yes, Mr. Hasler! I will be right there. Gladys is still
crying and he wants me to take a couple of letters.
EXIT MABEL SID I wanted to talk to you about that assault and battery
case.
BABE Well, we thought we would just forget about that,
Mr. Sorokin.
SID Yes?
BABE Yeah. We all knew that injured arm was a lot of
nonsense. To tell you the truth, we’ve had trouble with
him before.
SID I can believe that. If you only knew what I had to go
through to get him to kick across with a screwdriver.
I’d have been justified if I had socked him.
BABE Well we won’t go into that. But anyhow we have it