THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 11
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MAX Take your pants off.
HINES I’ll do no such thing.
MAX Mr. Hasler, this is life and death to the Sleep Tite
organization. 1 want him to model these pajamas.
HASLER Hines, take your pants off.
HINES Okay, Chief. Me, honest?
MAX Come on, come on.
MABEL Oh what a day.
HINES I’m a very busy man. I’m a Time Study Man, not a
model.
MAX This is all for Sleep Tite, Mister.
HASLER Hines ... put those pajamas on.
HINES Okay, Chief.
HASLER Hurry it up. Let’s get it over with, whatever it is.
MAX Now Mr. Hasler I want you to get th6 picture. I was
showing this to Charley Robertson of the Robertson
Brothers. Now I ain’t one of your type salesmen that
believes in half measures. Whenever I have a sample
room I do just what we got Heinzie doing. I model the
pants myself.
HASLER Beautiful styling. What more do you want?
MAX Now wait ... here I am in Peoria and I’m modelling the
pants. Mr. Robertson and his two buyers are very
impressed with the line and ready to buy. Get the
picture?
HASLER Go on, go on. I hope there’s some point to all this.
MAX Hines, now take a deep breath, stick out your
stomach.
HINES This is truly ridiculous.
MAX Everybody bear in mind I got these pajamas out of
stock, right out of the box. Go on, Hines, breathe in.
HASLER He said to breathe. Breathe. Let’s get it over My God!
HINES Oh, I’m sorry.
MAX No, leave ‘em lay.