THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 09
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Girls:
Think of the time he saves.
Hines:
The alarm clock rings, it’s 6 AM.
And then right there in bed I shave.
That’s what I said. while I am still in bed, I shave.
And the lather drips and the bed gets wet and oh what a lousy
shave I get,
But think of the time I save.
Girls:
Think of the time he saves.
Hines:
At breakfast time, I grab a bowl.
And in the bowl I drop an egg, and add some juice.
A poor excuse for what I crave.
And then I add some oatmeal too and it comes out tasting just like
glue,
But think of the time I save.
Girls:
Think of the time he saves.
Tick tock, tick tock, tempus fugit.
Tick tock, tick tock time goes by.
Hines:
I’ll be sitting counting seconds til the day I die.
And when I do, I have a plan.
Before I’m dead, I’ll dig my grave.
That’s what I said. Before I’m dead I’ll dig my grave.
‘Cuz when St. Peter calls my name,
I know I’ll get there just the same but think of the time I’ll save.
Girls:
EXEUNT
Think of the time he’ll save.
DROP CURTAIN
OPEN TO OFFICE
WITH MABEL MABEL “Teen Age Girl Confesses.”
ENTER SID SID I can’t help it. It’s the slowdown.