THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 08
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ANN Oh. Mr. Hines, we didn’t mean to hurt your feelings
SANDRA Oh, I’m sorry.
CARMEN It’s nothing personal, Mr. Hines.
HINES It cuts, it cuts. I have a notion to throw away my
stopwatch and give up.
GIRLS: Oh, no please don’t do that. Oh, no, Heinzie!
ANN We’d let you train us all over again.
MAX ENTER SL MAX Where’s Mr. Hasler?
WITH BOX HINES I thought you were in Peoria.
MAX. I ask for Mr. Hasler and I get Peoria. Don’t tell me
MAX EXIT SR you’re part of this slowdown. Never mind, I’ll find him
HINES Did you hear that?
DORIS He seemed awfully upset.
HINES To accuse me of a slowdown
CARMEN Oh not you.
HINES Me! Me! A man who has lived his life by the clock.
CARMEN We’re sorry, Mr. Hines.
CHARLENE We’ll be good!
ALL GIRLS Sure.
Hinesy:
I’m a time study man, and a time study man can’t waste time.
For a time study man to waste time,is a crime.
So i’m ruled by the tick tick tock.
And i live my life by the clock.
I live my life by the tick tick tock of the clock.
Ihen i go to sleep, I don’t undress.
That’s right, I sleep in all my clothes.
I must confess.
Sure it’s a strange way to behave.
And I will admit that the suit gets mussed and it gathers lint and it
picks up dust,
but think of the time I save.