THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 16
CUES SCRIPT
1STBOY Who’s that?
2ND BOY Poopsie — Poopsie — Poopsie!
3RD BOY Hey, buddy, dis ain’t Poopsie!
1ST GIRL I know, a dark secluded place,
2ND GIRL A place where no one knows your face,
3RD GIRL A glass of wine, a fast embrace.
ALL THREE It’s called Hernando’s hideaway - olé
VOICES Joe sent us
ALL Ssh Sssssh
2ND BOY Poopsie, Poopsie
1ST GIRL at the golden finger bowl or any place you go-
1ST BOY you will meet your uncle max and everyone you know.
2ND BOY but if you go to the spot that I am thinking of,
1ST GIRL you will be free
2ND BOY to gaze at me
SID AND MABEL ALL And talk of LO-VE. Just knock just knock three times
ENTER SR AND SIT and whisper low, that you and I were sent by Joe, then
strike a match and you will know you’re in hernando’s
OTHERS ENTER hideaway
GLADYS I want to ask you a personal question, Sid. Do you like
Scotch?
SID No Gladys, I do not like Scotch
GLADYS Neither do I. Scotch has a very peculiar taste
SID Kind of a Scotch-like taste
GLADYS Yeah That’s it Count me out (to waiter) Is that gin?
WAITER Yes Ma’m
GLADYS You’re right. You know I can’t figure you out, Sid. I
guess when you first came here, you caught on that I
thought you were cute, but you never gave me a
tumble till tonight.
SID I told you what I was up to, didn’t I?
GLADYS I forget. Tell me again.
SID I’m gonna get you fried and get that key away from
you.
GLADYS You’ll never get my key. You’ll never get my key