THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 18
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GLADYS He’s always got a knife. He’s living in the past. That’s
not healthy, do you think so, Sid?
BABE Look, I didn’t come here to be funny, and I don’t come
here because I’m craving your company or wanting
to join your party or anything like that. I came here to
tell you he’s dangerous.
GLADYS He talks dangerous, but he isn’t. I think I’ll take a nap.
SID Babe please
GLADYS Oh, dear, a fallen woman — that’s what I am . I lost
my key.
SID I’m gonna get Prez to take you home. Is that all right?
GLADYS If Mr. Hasler ever finds out ...
SID He won’t find out.
GLADYS I can’t face myself. I better take another nap.
SID Pay up for me and take Gladys home, will ya?
PREZ Gladys? Oh, sure,-sure, Sid. Glad to.
EXEUNT EXCEPT SID I’ve got some important bookkeeping to do.
MAE/PREZ/GLADYS PREZ Her is the cutest one.
GLADYS I remember you.
PREZ You got class, you know it? Her is the cutest.
MAE No, him is the cutest
PREZ What!
MAE You cornfed Romeo! I know what goes with you all
right, all right! You snake in the grass. It doesn’t matter
to you if you break a person’s heart. I’ll claw your eyes
MAE & PREZ EXIT SR out.
GLADYS Encore,encore. Oh, I see you. You don’t need to drop
ENTER HINES SR
anything.
HINES You abandoned woman — you hussy.
GLADYS After the way you behaved. Taking your pants off in
Mr. Hasler’s office. Don’t touch me! Prez will see me
home. And I’m glad I never married you! I’ll never be
EXIT GLADYS SR jealous again ballet
EXIT HINES SR HINES I’LL TRIST HER