THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 14
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GLADYS Sid dear, you wouldn’t have me violate a trust would
you?
SID I sure would. If it would help to unsnarl things around
here.
GLADYS Why is that so important?
SID Because my future depends upon the titanic struggle
for pajama survival.
GLADYS You’re a scream,
SID And I just feel that if I knew a little more about the
bookkeeping of this ...
GLADYS Oh no, not that.
SID Oh, I wouldn’t ask you to show it to me. Just leave it
around.
GLADYS No. Besides it’s locked anyhow.
SID I know a sexy dame who’d lend me the key.
GLADYS Oh, you think so?
SID Well, it would be fun trying to persuade her.
GLADYS Well, it might be fun to be persuaded — only you’d be
awfully sore when you didn’t get it.
SID Oh, no Gladys, I’m grown up.
GLADYS Quit kidding me. Well, I got to go.
SID No wait
GLADYS What?
SID Lets go out tonight
GLADYS Well, I hope you’re not serious about that key.
SID I don’t feel like being serious about anything. You’re
busy, huh?
GLADYS No, and I sure would like to, but ...Oh Gee, where will
you take me?
SID Any place you say
GLADYS I know a wonderful joint
I know a dark secluded place.
A place where no one knows your face.