THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 10
CUES SCRIPT
MABEL “Teen Age Boy Attacks School Teacher.” Tch. Tch. Tch.
SID They’ll get the pajamas somewhere else if we don’t
make deliveries. Well, that’s not my department.
MABEL “Teen Age Sex Orgies Revealed.” Isn’t that terrible?
SID Yeah, they sure have more fun nowadays than when I
was a kid.
ENTER HASLER MABEL Good morning, Mr. Hasler.
HASLER A slowdown like this proves what I’ve said for years.
Nobody is interested in work.
MABEL That’s right!
HASLER The whole country is on the skids.Here I am right now
with employees openly defiant to top management.
SID Look, Mr. Hasler. Maybe if we offered a compromise.
HASLER Not until there’s ice in hell three feet thick. I’m a
fighter, Sorokin.
SID We’ve got hundreds of orders to get out ...
MABEL That’s right Mr. Hasler. Here’s a letter from Marx and
Klein over to Fort Wayne, Indiana ...
HASLER Marx and Klein? Damn chain outfit. Damned
communists! Want another price cut I suppose.
MABEL Wells, they say unless we take care of this shipment
HASLER Now, Mabel, don’t stand there and try to tell me about
Marx and Klein - I’ve been dealing with them for
twentythree years.
ENTER MAX WITH MABEL But Mr. Hasler, they say ...
BOX AND MAX I’ve been looking for you, Mr. Hasler.
YELLOW HASLER Why aren’t you out on the territory? What are you
doing here?
MAX Because of what happened in Peoria.
ENTER HINES HINES The elevator’s stuck.
MAX Hey! You, Hines, what size are you?
HINES Size? Me? What is this? The elevator is stuck.
MAX You look like a large. I need you.
HASLER What on earth is going on around here?