THE PAJAMA GAME - Act 1 : Page 21
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actually need no introduction on account of we all
know him and it’s always a pleasure to have him with
our midst, and it gives me great pleasure to introduce
to you our boss, Mr. Myron Hasler. Okay Mr. Hasler.
ENTER HASLER HASLER Thank you. I’m proud to be with you. We’re all
members of a great industry. To that industry we owe
our lives and our daily bread. In return, we must
recognise the stern obligations placed upon us in
these terrible times of economic upheaval and
governmental chaos. I can never remember a time
when competition was s ruthless, dealers so
cantankerous, costs outrageous, and profit
margins sunk so low My good friends, pajamas are
at the crossroads; whether we go on to create
triumphs lies in you; whether your company can
weather the storm of rising costs is a grave question.
I thank you.
ESIT HASLER PREZ Thanks, Mr. Hasler. I’m sure we all enjoyed hearing
from you. And certainly nice to have you with us. Now,
ENTER HINES WITH first thing after we leave the festive board there will be
KNIVES AND TABLE
a knife-throwing exhibition by Professor Vernon Hines.
HINES And I never miss.
PREZ The baseball game will start at 1:30 sharp, between
the finishing room and ladies’ pants. This is a grudge
contest and it ought to be good. Now, who wants to be
my partner in the three-legged race? That’s all.
SANDRA Me for the baseball.
CARMEN I want to be in the three-legged race
CHARLENE You can’t win if you don’t practice.
POOPSIE Hear ye, hear ye, this way for the knife-throwing.
PREZ Hello Gorgeous, how about another beer?
BRENDA All right.
PREZ This way. But the refreshment stand is ...
BRENDA No, no, it’s out this way.