THE PAJAMA GAME - Page 12
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GLADYS What are you doing, Vernon? Playing games?
ENTER MABEL MABEL Mr. Hines, really!
SID Let me see those.
MAX They’re all like that. Every one. Boxes and boxes of
them.
HASLER What’s the idea? Who did this?
SID Somebody’s got quite a sense of humour.
HASLER What the hell are you talking about?
SID Two threads in every waistband button.
HASLER ?
SID They’re not sewed on. Only two threads. Somebody’s
being very cute.
HASLER Cute! Sabotage. Open rebellion!
HINES On the other hand, it might be just coincidence.
HASLER Oh, put your pants on.
GLADYS What did you do, Vernon?
HINES I didn’t do anything.
SID Gimme the stock room.
MAX I’ll be the laughing stock of the pajama game.
MABEL You never finished your story. What did this
Robertson do when your pants fell down?
MAX He laughed. No sense of humour.
HINES Keep your hands off me.
SID Hold the orders till we’ve checked the stock. I’ll be
EXIT MAX AND SID
right down. Come on. Max.
HASLER They think they can lick Myron Hasler with this sort of
trickery they got another guess coming. I’m a fighter.
Damn Communists. Hines! Get dressed, you idiot. I
EXIT HINES want a time report on each individual worker.
GLADYS Now, Mr. Hasler, in this letter from Marx and. Klein,
they say ...
HASLER Don’t bother me with letters from Marx and Klein or
anybody else.
GLADYS Well ...