THE PAJAMA GAME - Act 1 : Page 22
CUES SCRIPT
PUSH KNIFE KIT ON
POOPSIE Hear ye, hear ye. This way for the knife-throwing.
ENTER SID SR SID Well, if it isn’t Miss Grievance Committee.
BABE Oh, hello.
SID I have a grievance, there is a new fellow here named
Sid Sorokin, been knocking himself out trying to be
a dandy fellow but he can’t make a score.
MAE Say, Eddie, I want an enlargement of this.
BABE: You tell him Miss Williams is a very cold-hard-boiled
doll and he wouldn’t like her at all if he got to know
her.
SID I’ll tell him but he’s an awful problem — stubborn as
EXIT SID SR hell.
BRENDA No. I don’t. Some people have no sense at all,
darn fool.
BABE What happened to you?
BRENDA Stay out in the open, honey, don’t get down in them
woods.
MAX Now, hurry, hurry. Make way for The Old Professor!
HINES Wait until I place my knives.
MAX Hurry, hurry, hurry for a riot of thrills. Introducing
Professor Vernon Hines, Master of the Flying Blades
CROWD Hurray
MAX ... in his sensational demonstration of iron nerve and
skill
exactly as performed in his professional appearances
before the crowned heads of Missouri and Kansas.
CROWD Hurray (Applause)
MAX Are you ready, Professor?
HINES I am ready. Say, is the trained nurse in attendance?
MAX The trained nurse is here.
HINES The excitement may prove to be too great a strain on
some of our fair spectators.
MARY Oooooh!
HINES Ladies and gents, your kind attention. Here we go.